I am an ignorant fool.
I very incorrectly imagined adapting to Paraguay’s culture would be easy peasy. This was my train of thought “I am a Latina, Paraguay is in Latin America, therefore Paraguay must be very similar to my Latin roots of Puerto Rico.”
Here’s the thing I didn’t take into consideration: Paraguay is over 3000 miles away from Puerto Rico. Its influences and historic backgrounds are vastly different. Its traditions, culture, and manner of speaking are on separate playing fields.
The amount of words/terms that are used here that I am unfamiliar with are infinite. For example, last Friday I got a “Brushin” – which, by the way, consists of getting your hair washed (for 25 minutes) with a head massage, thoroughly blow dried, then straightened for a whopping $4.80. I digress, during my “Brushin” the stylist and I start discussing architecture degrees/licenses in the U.S. of A.